Ace/Magikarp

The most recent member of the crew; Ace has no friends, no family and no bubblegum. His only ties to this earth are with Osamaz Crew. After helping R0GUE NINJA106 whilst on jury duty he was offered a position with the team. Ace now lives on a small island he owns off the coast of Malaysia.

His small islands main exports are Microsoft points and it has officially waged war with Achievementland, owned by Zippo Ninja.

Early Life
While a child, Ace was found to have a great love and ability of producing music and time machines. As it turns

out Ace actually wrote all of Beethoven's music while a toddler combining his 2 passions. Upon his return Ace was sent to the SAS military academy.



Horrific Accident

 * It was found that Ace was a terrific Ping-Pong player, the best in the academy and as such competed in the military Ping-Pong championship. The finals took place on a magnificent 78ft yacht between Ace and his long time enemy Zippo Ninja. Unfortunately Ace was injured during the game and found himself unable to produce anymore time machines or music. The Ping-Pong ball entered his brain which made him whine and contest every kill and also made his penis fall off, which is a shame, due to it's immense length. It now sits in a pickle jar on his bedside table.

Sniping
However it was found that Ace had gained several things from the accident, one, mutha-fuckin fast reflexes(ima talkin faster than lightin pal), two, pinpoint accuracy with any gun. The SAS found a use for him as a sniper specialist.

Skills and Abilities

 * Pinpoint Accuracy with Cumshots
 * Inhuman Reflexes with a knife and fork.
 * Sniping Specialist (Self-Proclaimed)
 * Extensive knowledge of Russian Circus' and Claymore Placement.