Zippo Ninja



Served in WW2 as a Japanese Banzai, he was stabbed through the heart with his own bayonet and was left to die. However fate had its own use for him.

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Zippo Ninja or Private Privasee, was washed out to sea and was miraculously able to survive. Although he was suffering from chronic hallucinations at the time he claims fish jumped out of the water and into his mouth. He floated around the world in 79 days and ended up at a place that he would later name Achievementland. He built a country and home on Achievementland and created his own flag, currency and national anthem. His national doctor (himself) operated on him and managed to staunch the constant blood flow that was pouring from his heart. Despite his hard work his country has never been internationally recognised but is currently at war with Ace's Country, Clutchatonga.

He also has a totally hawt sister.