Choker cokacola

'''WHEN YOU SEE CHOKER COKACOLA HAS BEEN OFFLINE FOR 5 HOURS WHEN ITS 9AM, YOU KNOW HE PLAYS LOTS OF XBOX, AMIRITE? '''

'''Yeah. I'll give you that.'''

Leftenant Price is Right
His name is Leftenant Price is Right, he was born in the colonies of Australia with a British background. Once he turned 21 he shipped himself out to the UK and rose through the ranks of the British military becoming a Leftenant of the S.A.S. His team of stereotypical team mates warped his mind causing him to develop a accent which was half Australian and half British (which sounds american wtf?). He soon fell into madness after years of listening to his team mates calling him an asshole in their angry accents, he went rouge and started freelance work (mainly bounty hunting). He came across a target called Commander Bin Laden and started the pursuit. he went under cover to figure out what the Commander was like. He unintentionally became friends with Bin Laden and managed to get the assassination contract off his head. Price is Right joined his squad since then and and taken a liking to killing Russian targets who ask him to go bowling.

Conflicts
He has not always seen eye to eye with his unconventional team mates and this has been best observed in the greatt claymore skill debate of '10. It was on that day he lost his will to argue and resolved the matter by severing all ties with the ally who shall remain namelss. He learnt how to do this from his first hand experience with Zippo ninja that could only be resolved by a heart felt love song that has been unrivaled in passion even to this day. Zippo is still traumatized by the high levels of bro love exhibited that evening.

Speech Impediment
It has recently been discovered by scientists that his accent has been brought forth by decades of abuse and can also be classified as a form of psychosis that has forced a new personality to overcome his psyche. For some bizarre reason the alter ego choose to speak in an american accent just to appear to be a larger asshole. Few actually know what his voice sounded like prior to the abuse but it is assumed to have sounded alot like Morgan Freeman.

....He also loves coka cola ....Zero

.....The taste brings a tear too his eye everytime

.....Because it reminds him of cock